The little things that amuse me

Ask me anything   Love, Sex, Funnies, and the occasional Star Wars

dirudo:

Hot Italian Guy: I have a big dick… guess how big it is

Me:

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"I could write a fucking novel about the ache of missing you."
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hopeless37:

aslaveobeyss:

dirtycommune:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

doriftucorps:

salty-and-slightlyspicy we should do this.

I’m down

aslaveobeyss I think I found the reason why we ever met

I can’t believe we haven’t had a thousand of these

OMG

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